deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(Source: deucebasket, via jafeelsme)

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

(via jafeelsme)

artichokehold:

cows write about their secrets in a dairy

(via sorry)

words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now